We Fair Ladies…

I like nonsense — it wakes up the brain cells. Imagination is a necessary ingredient in living. It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope… and that enables you to laugh at all of life’s realities.

Illusions and Dreams are the kaleidoscope to view life on the lighter side…All human beings,men as well as women,throughout their lives mull for some parallel universe where the boundaries of imagination are stretched resulting in a happier existence.An existence where we are totally opposite to what we are in reality… But among all the creatures that walked this planet, I can bet that none can have more Riveting and Intriguing whims as we women do…So people…here is a sneak peak into some of the crevices of a women’s mind;which if you may take my word for it;is nothing short of a bizarre world in itself.

“Women will forgive anything but never FORGET”…..But before forgiving we make sure that we equal the score…Hell hath no fury as that of a disgruntled woman….A women punishes,beats and even scratches her enemies innumerable times in her mind….Believe you me…!!Here are some of the weirdest and funniest thoughts I have heard of,that frequented some or the other fair maiden’s heart at a certain point of time- Boiling the bosses in huge Cauldrons;sticking chewing-gums in the lustrous hair of thy enemy;forcibly feeding dog poop to the annoying relative; you name it and we have thought of it all…and believe me this is just a preview…the list goes on and stretches every line without retrospect… But the fact is,it ends right there unless one is a frenetic..we punish our detractors,critics and enemies in our fantasy world and move on though never forget…

What we want in life…??Well that’s a very good question…Apart from a loving husband and a good career,here is what our hearts yearn for…We dream of a world where we have-beautiful house with lush green lawns,at-least two maids for cooking and cleaning,a highly paying job with amazing perks,countless shopping trips,travels to exotic locations,beautiful and long hair,a figure befitting that of a super model none the less,a skin to die for and where we are the center of attraction of every party we go to…too much is it ? Well there are no taxes on fantasy you see….at least not in a girl’s world.

A woman keeps her friends close but keeps her enemies closer….She is not as dumb as you men may perceive…While you may be figuring out her first step she would have already planned her next three steps along with contingency….

A woman weaves reveries while travelling,while in a meeting and even in the midst of serious conversations…A woman’s mind harbors plots befitting of blockbusters on the Silver Screen….She’s a diva as well as the devil all at the same time…She is all giving and she knows when and what to take back too…If the thoughts in the minds of us women would be telecast its TRPs would surpass records of even the longest running television series ever….

So folks,bottom line is intriguing and fascinating are synonyms of the creation we call “WOMEN”….Love ’em or Hate ’em,they bring spice to what we call life…

“Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.”