I’m Weird Because…

Last year I had done a post titled ‘I’m Blank Because’ and, I must say, I enjoyed every moment of writing it. In fact, inspired by Little Miss Momma’s Post – I’m Blank Because quite a number of bloggers had tried their hands on this. Today, about 9 months on I thought why don’t indulge in the same exercise again? It would be interesting to find out how crazy I’m still and how my quirks have changed, or not, from August 2014 to June 2015.
So, shall we find out some weird things about me?
What is it that I hear? A yes? Well, I hope so!

Let’s go then.

I’m weird because……
I carry a sweater to office even in the middle of summers.
I absolutely abhor fruits, especially mangoes.
I don’t enjoy going for long drives. They are simply tiring!
I have tried to learn driving about 4 times now and each time I fared miserably. (PS: It’s not a reflection on other women, just me!)
If I like a song or an album, I keep listening to it day after day, everyday, till another song or album takes it’s place.
I feel like the entire world is out to get me.
I seriously wish there was a way to beat up trolls on twitter.
I absolutely don’t like coffee.
I have no interest in ice-creams.
I would rather spend my holidays sleeping in than going for a trip outside.
I’m always angry. I’m the SHE-HULK.
I can’t take criticism. It just makes me angry and defensive.
I hate being added to Whatsapp Groups.
I never forgive nor forget.
I don’t know what to talk to people about, always at a loss of words and I’m apprently a grown up!
I absolutely dislike people who think the best way to do anything is to do it their way.
When I’m told that I have to do something, I try every possible trick in the book to not do it at all.
I can feel extreme heat and extreme cold, in the same space, with the span of a minute!
I avoid socializing with office people outside of work.
I don’t like what my cook prepares for dinner but I still don’t want to throw him out!
I have this strange apathy towards cumin seeds.
I hate it when guests walk all over my living room carpet with their dirty shoes on. Who does that?
I don’t take kindly to being told what to do, how to do and when to do by people who clearly have no idea how to sort even the smallest of problems in their own lives!
I don’t like lending my books to anyone. I believe, if you want to read buy your own books!
My family thinks I keep fighting with everyone but I don’t agree! (PS: God Forbid if you cross me!)
I feel no one cleans my house better than myself.
I don’t like anyone else cooking in my kitchen, except the cook maybe.
I don’t like having pets at home.
I love dancing when no one else in around.
I clean my kitchen like a mad person, not even a single drop of oil or water can be left there, unwiped.
I’m paranoid about my sister going out after 10 at night. I make her send me her Whatsapp location just so I know she is at home, safe.
While watching ‘How To Get Away With Murder’, I knew before hand what they needed to do to escape being caught!
I stomp my feet when I’m angry and make weird faces.
I’ve supernatural evesdropping capability without even conciously knowing that I’m doing so.
I have never got caught doing anything I wasn’t supposed to and I have always done things that I wasn’t supposed to!
I’m an old lady in a young person’s body!

Oh! wow that felt great! It’s actually cathartic, writing about your weird habits. Trust me.

Well, that was me, the weird me actually! Tell me are you a little weird too, in your own way ofcourse? If yes, I’d love to hear and know that I’m not alone!

Go on!

25 thoughts on “I’m Weird Because…”

  1. Loved reading this post, Naba! While each one of us is wierd in our own ways, your list is really interesting. I am guily of a few of those things myself.

    Now, that I know you a little bit better from this post, the feeling that I really want to meet you has grown manyfolds. Hopefully, someday!

  2. No interest in ice-creams? Now that's really weird!
    Even I don't prefer lending my books to my near and dear ones.. Too many times have they disappeared and never found their way back home!

    Old lady in a young person's body? Now that's something I can totally relate with! 😀

  3. Ur kitchen paranoid was visible n written about in other blogs too….evn m one like dat
    N how on earth can u nt like an Icecream….u kno wat go try one today
    Its a pleasure reading urs alway

  4. Hahaha..Loved reading this one 😀 A lot of them describe me very well, too. Now, I'm inspired to write a post on my weird habits. Cathartic it would be, for sure….

  5. oh dear you got OCD, I am opposite. But so many of your points match with my characteristics 😀 specially the She hulk and coffee

  6. I can't argue with many of these, though it makes me sad that you feel angry so much. Blessings to you and yours, my dear!

  7. A lot of that matches my list 🙂 If we really meet each other too often there will be fireworks 🙂 (Hmm – I do not mind lending books though)

  8. I was laughing at many of the points because, well they were reflecting on me 😛

  9. Loved this post…. and one of these days, I'm going to steal this idea as a blog meme/tag. 😛 😉
    I love weird people. I am weird too. So weird in fact that I call myself an alien.
    We seem quite similar though. Will find out exactly how similar once I get around to stealing this post idea! 😀

  10. Naba, you are too funny! 😉 "Weird" perhaps in some ways, but then aren't we all, in our own way(s)! 😉 I must be weird too then 'cause I share some of the same as yours such as: (1) a sweater to office in mid-summer (but then isn't that because of air conditioning?!) (2) I often listen to the same song or album repeatedly for days and/or weeks until, like you, another replaces it (3) I used to feel like the world was out to get me AND used to be angry a lot! 😉 (4) I have a challenge with criticism too as I am too sensitive (5) And sensitive to hot and cold too in a short period of time at times! (6) not crazy about cumin either (7) I don't like lending books 'cause they easily disappear as I know I have accidentally 'kept' others, oops! 😉 …And I don't blame you for getting upset when people walk over your carpet with dirty shoes on. They should remove them, of course! And I also don't blame you for being concerned about your sister being out late at night! Really though, no appetite for mangoes, coffee, or ice cream: Wow! 😉 I like this one the best that you say: "I have never got caught doing anything I wasn't supposed to and I have always done things that I wasn't supposed to!" 😉 And I'm opposite of you: I'm a young person in an 'old' person's body! 😉

  11. Naba, I went what what with the first and second points and then coffee, pets and icecream ones too. 😉 I also hate lending books. They never come back to me. Can you please come and clean my kitchen? In return, I promise to cook for you. I abhor cleaning and dusting. This was a very honest list. Hey, we are all weird in our own ways.

  12. ha ha! that was fun to read.. we are all weird in many ways. I hate cleaning and I do it when there is no other choice. I can't cook so others can do it for me. I love icecreams but I hate dark chocolate..and I am scared of mushrooms! 😛

  13. Haha.. That was one funny post.. and I enjoyed every bit of it.. I wanna try my hands on it.. 🙂

    Cheers

  14. Oh my too many similarities… Hot-cold weather syndrome, no to WhatsApp groups, no to lending books 😉 but babes you don't like coffee & ice cream!!! Weird! 😉

  15. Oh my too many similarities… Hot-cold weather syndrome, no to WhatsApp groups, no to lending books 😉 but babes you don't like coffee & ice cream!!! Weird! 😉

  16. You may be weird, but you are brutally honest 😀 And that's what makes you, well you! Stay that way! Other things are mere habits, no big deal. I am also not coffee person, once or twice a week is enough. But tea I must have at least once a day, twice is even better. I am same as you when it comes to What'sapp. In fact, that's one thing I don't like using at all! What else is weird about me? Well too many things to list in a comment. Maybe I should write a post someday 😀

  17. Ha ha 😀 .. Now this is an interesting post. the first one is something I cant comprehend – maybe cos I am weird on the opposite end, who uses fans at the highest speed even on the coldest winters 😀

  18. I remember your post from last year about you not liking chocolates. Ok so now adding mangoes and ice-creams to it as well ;).

    Haha taking a sweater to office even in summer, I can surely understand and sometimes relate to as well because it gets too cold :P. As for Whatsapp Groups, I wonder why can't Whatsapp ask for like permission 'Yes' or 'No' before a person is added. It's so stupid being added to 'n' number of groups.

    As for not socializing with office staff, totally agree with you :D.

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